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I have in the past simply offered the Mortuary as a visual library which is still available, but I thought it would be nice to add a little more interactivity. So now you can send out virtual postcards using my postmortem photograph collection as the cards along with music and your own personal message.
Enjoy, but please be respectful of the dead. If this is not to your liking I also have a selection of photographs that I have taken that you may also send as postcards.

HOW TO SEND YOUR FREE POSTCARD
Sending a postcard is easy. Just follow the instructions at each step along the way.

After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive e-mail advising where to find the card.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below using the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image.

Photo of a dead child Photo of a dead woman A photo of a dead child
Man in coffin person in casket Man in Coffin
child in coffin lady in coffin funeral flowers
tombstones in graveyard man in casket man in casket
Additional Postcards Available Here

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title
Your Message

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card.
Examples would be:
  • Love Ya
  • Best Wishes, Mike
  • Me

STEP #6: Pick a Song!
Please make a selection or skip this step for no music.

STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.

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